Episodes

Saturday Feb 20, 2021
Episode 30: Iron Ball Training (ft. Ray)
Saturday Feb 20, 2021
Saturday Feb 20, 2021
Why do people get so hyped up about pizza crust? It's bread. It's deadass just bread. Bread is great, but Alex still finds this crazy. This whole episode is crazy. Go listen to it, then come back here and call us crazy. We also have a special guest star: Ray! He's crazy too, he fits right in.

Friday Feb 12, 2021
Episode 29: The Bagel Proposition
Friday Feb 12, 2021
Friday Feb 12, 2021
Content warning - somehow more graphic than our usual. This episode was a train wreck that truly had it all. Smushed cakes, vertical hotdogs, drowning goats, 90's themed philosophical quandaries, time travel theories, and 5 letter knuckle tattoos. Buckle up!

Friday Feb 05, 2021
Episode 28: Threatened With a Good Time
Friday Feb 05, 2021
Friday Feb 05, 2021
Ladies—here’s a secret the guys don’t want you to know. All guys have accidentally punched themselves in the nuts trying to undo their socks. Maybe just once. Maybe an immeasurable number of times. Who’s to say?

Friday Jan 29, 2021
Episode 27: Christmas Juice
Friday Jan 29, 2021
Friday Jan 29, 2021
Just remember: Santa Christ died for your sins as well as your Christmas gifts. All Jesus Claus does is party during the holiday season with his lesser known brother—Jesus Claws. There’s a big difference.

Friday Jan 22, 2021
Episode 26: Grave Farter
Friday Jan 22, 2021
Friday Jan 22, 2021
We've never done a triathlon or tried throwing a shot put. Hell, I've never even played Rock, Paper, Scissors with my left hand! But damnit, for you guys, we're going to try.

Friday Jan 15, 2021
Episode 25: Subway Mistress
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Fellas? Fellas. If your significant other can't say "Papa John's" with their eyes, leave them now. Your relationship is destined to fail.

Friday Jan 08, 2021
Episode 24: Olympic Simping
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Friday Jan 08, 2021

Friday Jan 01, 2021
Episode 23: Fart Martyr
Friday Jan 01, 2021
Friday Jan 01, 2021

Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Episode 22: Extraterrestrial Nuts
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Okay so apparently Alex doesn't like fuzzy socks. Comment "wtf" if you now hate Alex. Also, happy holidays!

Friday Dec 18, 2020
Episode 21: Your Local Nudist
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Did you know that McDonald's predated the cavemen? Oh sorry, cavepeople. It's 2020.