Episodes

Friday Apr 30, 2021
Episode 40: Macarena Therapy (ft. Steve)
Friday Apr 30, 2021
Friday Apr 30, 2021
If you like steak cut fries, your opinion doesn't count. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

Friday Apr 23, 2021
Episode 39: Punching Down the Ladder
Friday Apr 23, 2021
Friday Apr 23, 2021
Truly a chaotic episode today and probably one of our favorites. Reverse Knife Fights, Chick-fil-A’s underhanded marketing strategies, unexpected Cars lore, a theory on human motivation (which we’ve dubbed ‘The Comfy Niche’), a social hierarchy, Jar Jar Binks Zoom calls, and stenographers.

Friday Apr 16, 2021
Episode 38: Old Toilet, New Tricks
Friday Apr 16, 2021
Friday Apr 16, 2021
The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is real. It's out there somewhere, and the government doesn't want us to know where. Join us as we try to pinpoint Mickey's location and bring him to justice with Judge Judy, who may or may not be real.

Friday Apr 09, 2021
Episode 37: Join a Gang
Friday Apr 09, 2021
Friday Apr 09, 2021
Latest, cutting edge research has revealed that everything we thought we knew about pick up lines was wrong. "You have beautiful eyes" and "Can I get your number" are OUT. Vague, somewhat threatening lines like "What's your favorite place?" are IN.

Saturday Apr 03, 2021
Episode 36: Naked in the Woods (ft. Henry)
Saturday Apr 03, 2021
Saturday Apr 03, 2021
If you've never tried hot sauce foreplay, been naked in the woods by yourself, or birthed Mii abominations on the Wii, then this episode was made for you. And Henry's here!

Friday Mar 26, 2021
Episode 35: Grilled Cheese with Mayo
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Fellas, is it ethical to to mind control people? I mean...you're literally getting inside the HEADS of a bunch of DUDES. Not sure, just seems kinda sus.

Friday Mar 19, 2021
Episode 34: The Color Orange
Friday Mar 19, 2021
Friday Mar 19, 2021
We've got some PIPING hot takes on food habits this episode - aka stay tuned for our latest idea: Mayo Flavored Lube. Or Lube Flavored Mayo. We haven't decided yet. Oh, and if you get sick from eating this product, #BootyCallEmergencyServices

Friday Mar 12, 2021
Episode 33: Toes
Friday Mar 12, 2021
Friday Mar 12, 2021
You've heard that ketchup should be "fridge-cold?" Well get ready for carrots needing to be "pants-warm." Make of that what you will.

Friday Mar 05, 2021
Episode 32: Snail's Gambit
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Friday Mar 05, 2021
How do you test a snail's memory? How many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch can you step on before they consume you? Can we cure Alzheimer's with chocolate? All this and more!

Friday Feb 26, 2021
Episode 31: Tennis Isn't Real
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Think about it: you’ve never met a person that plays tennis. Seriously. Never. If you think you have: the government planted those memories into your brain and hired actors to play the parts of your friends so they can keep the myth of tennis alive. Your friends aren’t real, and neither is tennis. But if you’re telling us that that’s crazy because YOU play tennis... then we’ve got some bad news for you...