Episodes

Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Episode 50: The Guestisode Part 1
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
It's Part 1 of our 50th episode special! To show our appreciation, we've invited onto the show some of our friends who've supported us and our silly podcast. Today we talked with Abe, Bernadette, Alon, then J Elizabeth about unexpected things in unexpected places, first dates, sour cream, and an infinite chicken glitch.

Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Episode 49: Aaron's Big Year
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Saturday Jul 03, 2021
Aaron has learned a lot about life in the past year or so - he's proud of the knowledge (like where Florida is and when colors were invented) and is eager to share.

Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Episode 48: Songs About Ellen
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Sunday Jun 27, 2021
Conspiracy Theory of the Day: Songs About Jane was actually about Ellen DeGeneres and no Maroon 5 album has been as good as Songs About Jane because Ellen has been sabotaging every release. Yes, we did come up with this from her brief inclusion in a Maroon 5 music video. No, we will not be taking any questions.

Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Episode 47: God's Cookout
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
Saturday Jun 19, 2021
They say that when you’re on your deathbed and your time has come to pass over to the next life, your eyes slowly begin to close as your soul leaves your body. In some cases, your last thoughts may be that you smell the sweet scent of ribs and hear the undeniable sizzle of burgers somewhere close by. So ask yourself, are you spending your time on earth well enough to be invited to God’s Kickback?

Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Episode 46: Strokes
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Today we're talking bad dates, and boy have we been on a few. Some were just tough circumstances, but most were completely and undeniably our fault. On God: our bad. But hey, everyone's been there too--right? right??

Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Episode 45: The Wrong of Way
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
Saturday Jun 05, 2021
The books you enjoyed in middle school says a lot about your personality. Keep in mind that there are wrong answers *cough* Divergent *cough*

Saturday May 29, 2021
Episode 44: God is an Android User
Saturday May 29, 2021
Saturday May 29, 2021
We'll just be straight up. If God's text messages come in green, then they don't deserve your prayers. Simple as that. What? Are you going to devote your eternal soul to and Android user? Didn't think so.

Friday May 21, 2021
Episode 43: Sour Creamed
Friday May 21, 2021
Friday May 21, 2021
Can a frog ride a bike? Can the department store staples be classified as "Big Staple?" Why are UK military officials so concerned with Americans bowling? What is the most efficient eating utensil? All of these question addressed, none directly answered!

Saturday May 15, 2021
Episode 42: Cereal Police
Saturday May 15, 2021
Saturday May 15, 2021
There's two types of people in this world: you're either the mugger or the muggee, and frankly, we're not trying to get mugged any time soon.

Saturday May 08, 2021
Episode 41: Competitive Surgery
Saturday May 08, 2021
Saturday May 08, 2021
A new Olympic event. 2 doctors. The same heart surgery operation. Head to head. The crowd goes wild. The commentary is off the rails. The stakes have never been higher. Before you ask: yes, the doctors do have to be dentists. No, we won't explain further.