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Episode 59: An Overestimation of Abilities

Can Aaron run a marathon? Is Alex an Empath? Do either of us have an accurate conception of what we’re capable of? The answers to all of these are no, but you can listen to us anyway as we make arguments for our toxic traits.

Episode 58: French Onion Strangler

Do you have any idea how dominant Joey Chestnut is in the world of competitive eating? Do you understand how much training it takes to reach his level of performance? Well strap in, because you're about to learn all about it. Oh, also we talk nut dragging. That too.

Episode 57: Uglier Babies

Saying babies are cute is all fine and good. Saying that's the cutest baby you've ever seen? Now that opens up a whole can of worms implying a scale of comparatively uglier babies. We don't think the world is ready for that just yet.

Episode 56: It Didn’t Happen

TV show pitch: cop procedural drama, the Bronx, NYC. Word around the precinct is that the old timer, Alex, has a real knack for solving any crime put across his desk. The kicker? He has to lick the entire crime scene head to toe. It's called: Devious Lick.

Episode 55: Pushin Cold P

Has anyone considered that the founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence, not as a foundation of democracy, but simply because they were a bunch of earth signs in a silly goofy mood?

Episode 54: Mayochup

You read that right. Mayochup. Yes, it's a licensed combination of mayo and ketchup. Perhaps this has always been the darkest timeline.

Episode 53: ”Field Hockey”

Fun fact: 8 mile is actually the first movie in a time traveling franchise where a rapping cow decides that present day rappers just aren't cutting it and he needs to rap battle historical figures. Yes, Eminem is still in it, but it's not about him. Yes, we will be taking questions.

Episode 52: Lasagna Lie

We're finally back! After a bit of a break, we jump right back into the craziness that you all know and love. We cover Remy Buxaplenty, conspiracy theories, Nickelback, and much more!

Episode 51: Ruckus

So we were going to focus on world issues and developmental psych, but instead we discussed minimalist swim attire, hard facts about the sexual preferences of dinosaurs, the Chick-fil-A sauce shortage (aka Biden’s America), a compelling theory on Jojo Siwa’s origins, being named Doug, and how to evolve into Charizard. Hell, we started with a mini crossword for crying out loud. If that doesn’t scream “Wild Episode”, we don’t know what would.

Episode 50: The Guestisode Part 2

Part 2 of our 50th episode special! To show our appreciation, we've invited onto the show even more friends who've supported us and our silly podcast. If you haven't seen Part 1, why are you here? Go check it out. Today we talked with Ben, James, Anthony, then Ally about car cancel culture, harrowing experiences, popcorn apologies, and hypothetical 3rd graders.